HE USED TO FLIRT WITH LYNN ALL THE TIME.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?
I WILL REMEMBER. THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE
I TOOK SOME POT AND I WAS BRIEFLY MINDLESS.
CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.
THIS'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH. YOU SAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD
GETS UP YOUR NOSE? NONSENSE.
WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.
- HELLO..
- CARL.
IT IS A BIT, YEAH.
OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".
- WELL...
- NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY.
YEAH.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
SEE YOUR FUTURE JUST AT THE BBC, ALAN.
OH. ALL DONE.
I'VE GOT A BROAD TASTE,
ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?
- THAT WAS ME.
- I KNOW IT WAS.
OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.
- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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