- I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO, ALAN.
- I'LL DO IT NOW.

JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS HOTEL
IS ITS SITUATION.

I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.

BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

A LOT OF THEM DON'T, AND IT'S FANS
LIKE US THAT MAKE YOU WHAT YOU ARE.

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

I'VE OFTEN WONDERED, RIGHT,

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

(COW MOOING)

IDEA FOR FILM EXTRAVAGANZA.

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

£200,OOO A YEAR.

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE