..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

PROBABLY DESIGNED
BY THE PERSON WHO DID THE TABLE.

OH, AYE. I RECKON IT'S A REALLY GOOD IDEA, LIKE.

BECAUSE OF A THREAT OF A COURT INJUNCTION
FROM THE MAKERS OF CLUEDO. IT'S 6.58 A.M.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

OH, GOD, NO. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER.
WELL, HER OLDER BROTHER. EITHER WAY IT'S INCEST.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

THEY DON'T SOUND EVIL. THEY LIKE FLOWERS.

- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.

GOOD ONE. ARROWS ARE DECEITFUL.

NOT MY WORDS, MICHAEL.
THE WORDS OF SHAKIN' STEVENS.

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.