IT'S GONE SEVEN. IT'S YOUR SHOW. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.

- HELLO, JED.
- HELLO. AND BUSINESS PARTNER.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

WITH "THE MAN WITH THE CHILD IN HIS EYES".

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

YES.

TALKING...

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU MANAGED IT.
SHE WAS A BIT OF A HEFFALUMP, GOD REST HER SOUL.

- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
- JUST A BIT OF TUMMY TROUBLE.

CARRY ON.

IF I'VE SAID "FULL BEAM" ONCE
I'VE SAID IT A DOZEN TIMES.

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

HAVE YOUS ALL DONE,
MAYBE LIKE TO ORDER A DESSERT?

..YOU BECOME SUFFUSED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT.
IT'S EXTRAORDINARY.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.