YOU KNOW WHO'S GOING TO BE
AT THE NORFOLK BRAVERY AWARDS?
I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...
GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.
IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S
NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.
- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.
IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?
JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?
- NO,
- WHAT?
WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.
WHAT? REALLY?
YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME
NO, THAT'S A BIT TOO FAR-FETCHED.
- JED MAXWELL.
- NO RELATION TO ROBERT MAXWELL?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT.
THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.
SHIT!
I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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