THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

IT'S BASICALLY SEX MUSIC.

YES, I THINK I PROBABLY WOULD.

NO. I'M SEEING TONY HADLEY FROM SPANDAU BALLET.

"WHILE OVERTAKING NATIONAL EXPRESS COACHES
CAN BECOME A LONG, DRAWN-OUT AFFAIR."

ALAN, ALAN! I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE YOU A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT,

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

YOU OUGHT TO HAVE A BASIC GRASP
OF LATIN IF YOU'RE WORKING IN CURRY'S.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

SURE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SET-UP HERE.

I'M GIVING THEM TO ALL LADIES I KNOW
AGED FIFTY AND UNDER.

IT WOULD BE BEERGH! BOOSH! BOOSH!

OK. ROGER AND OUT.

YES. IN EDUCATION AUTHORITIES
YOU FIND THOSE AS WELL.