- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

IT'S CERTAINLY CONGESTED. I'D LOVE TO GO.

COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.

YES, THE LOUNGE.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

AND IT WAS FULL OF SOILED BANDAGES.

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

BUT IF YOU DO, YOU CAN KEEP
THE COMPANY WITH A SKELETON STAFF...

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

RIGHT. OK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.

THAT WAS FOR MY TIRELESS P.A., LYNN, 50,

THE POLICE DON'T ARREST THEM
BECAUSE THEY ONLY SLAUGHTER THEIR OWN.

IT'S ALL FALLEN INTO PLACE NOW, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?