THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

IT'S BETTER THAN HAVING FICTIONAL LISTENERS.

THAT'S JUST A PHRASE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

I'M GOING TO GET A SPOT OF BREAKFAST.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

SONJA, BEEFEATERS DO NOT LIVE IN CARAVANS!

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

OR A PLANE IN A GIANT BRA
HAVING A SLASH ON AN AIRPORT.

AND WHAT DID YOU HAVE
FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

BLOODY SUNDAY IS ACTUALLY
ABOUT A MASSACRE IN DERRY IN 1972.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TIDYING?

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")