I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ROBERT A BIT SLOW ON THE UPTAKE THERE.

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.

AND EVEN HARDER TO... WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

- ALISON'S WHAT WE CALLED YOU.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

HE'S GONE TO GET CAROL. YOU SPEAK TO HER!

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

AND A CRESCENT OF CRISPS, PLEASE.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

THIS COOKERY BOOK WOULDN'T BE MUCH USE TO ME!

SORRY... SORRY.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.