SHITTY ZOMBIES!

YOU HAVE BIG SHEDS, BUT NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN,

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

WOULD YOU BE PRONE TO TEMPTATION LIKE ADAM?

OH, MY GOD!

MAYBE IF IT WAS VIBRATING PHONE,
IT WOULD BE QUITE PLEASANT!

SORRY I'M LATE. I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT LATE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT LATE.

- SHALL I PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE?
- THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL.

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

- DO YOU WANT ONE?
- YEAH.

GET RID OF IT.

YES. ALTHOUGH KATE FELT SHE BOUNCED BACK,

I'M IN A STATIC HOME WITH THREE WOMEN.

THAT'S RUBBISH. I KNOW FOR A FACT
MARTIN LEWIS GOT TWO POWER SHOWERS OUT OF THEM.

AND TWO.

IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

SOMETHING TO PITCH TO TONY HAYERS
AT BBC LUNCH, FRIDAY.