T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

HE DIDN'T SAY, "THE NAME'S BOND,
JONES THE BOND. DOUBLE O TH-EVEN."

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

(ALAN) SHALL I MOVE ON TO THE OTHER ONE?

IN THE BATHROOM,

BUT THEN SHE COMMITTED
A GROSS ACT UPON HIS PERSON,

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

(SIGHS)

AT YOUR AGE, IT'S STILL ILLEGAL.
YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP IN PRISON.

- AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT MIRROR THING.
- NO.

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

- WATCH THE FIRE HOSE.
- WHOO!

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

IS THERE A NUMBER?

I FELT THAT...

- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.