AND THE OTHER HALF OVER THERE.

MUST BE SOMEWHERE EKE, THEN.

ALAN, JUST RELAX. IF EVERYTHING'S ABOVE BOARD,
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

DAN!

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

EEEH! LYNN!

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

- WITH THE EGG...
- TOO CLOSE TO THE BEANS.

PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

9 A.M., "DOCTOR NO". BREAK FOR A PEE.

AYE. I CAN HOLD IT UP TO MY MOUTH
LIKE A TANNOY...

GLENMORANGIE?

- THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
- JUST THE PETROL, THEN?

JUST TYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY.