PUT THESE ON THE TAB.

(FANFARE)

APART FOR HEAVY LIFTING. I'VE GOT A BAD BACK.

JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.

ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN.

YOU COULD BE A BOND FEMME FATALE
WITH YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH.

I THINK SEAN WOULD RATHER WANDER ROUND
THE WILDFOWL PARK IN PEPPERSTOCK

WELL, THE "BIG IDEA"
IS THAT WE WANT TO PRODUCE A SHOW

- BUT IT DON'T MAKE SENSE, DOES IT?
- HELP ME OUT, MATE.

- YOU'D MAKE A GOOD JAMES BOND.
- REALLY?

MICHAEL, WOULD YOU LIKE A MINIATURE SCOTCH EGG?

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

SORRY. IT'S NOT GOING VERY WELL.

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

SEE YOU LATER.

ER, NO, I WON'T BE ONE.

OH, YEAH. IT'S VEY CONFUSING.
SOPHIE, I FIND THE PAY CHANNEL VEY CONFUSING.

- I'VE GOT A WIFE.
- IS SHE OLDER THAN YOU OR YOUNGER?