IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

ONE, PRESUMABLY YOU THINK I'M A BIT ODD
AND YOU'D LIKE TO LEAVE NOW.

HI, I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE AND I DRIVE A CAR,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

- YOU GOT MY TEXT, THEN?
- HELLO, ALAN.

YES.

YOU SHOULD DO HIM A CHEAP KITCHEN.

OH, QUICK TIP, LYNN.
YOU KNOW THE BREAKFAST BUFFET?

- FINE.
- INCLUDING JILL.

- WANT A GLASS OF WINE?
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. CHEERS.

(FARTING NOISE)

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.

- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

- IT'S NOT MOVING.
- CALM DOWN! AIR! AIR!

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN.

IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.