(MUSIC)

- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE
OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

"SWALLOW" IS A DETECTIVE WHO TACKLES VANDALISM.

A DANKO NIGHTSTICK AS USED
IN THE SERIES "THE X-FILES".

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

CAN I SAY ONE WORD TO YOU? STREAMLINING.

FORCING A DOG TO PULL A MAN ROUND ALL DAY.
NOT FAIR ON EITHER OF THEM.

WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.

(APPLAUSE)

THIS WAS FILMED TWO YEARS AGO
AND I HAVE LET MYSELF GO A LITTLE.