THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHERE THE IDIOT LIVES.

I FELT THAT...

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

CHEERS!

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

- WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE THAT?
- IT'S A VOICE BOX.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

HE FELL OFF HIS ROOF, TYING TO REMOVE
THE AERIAL. BROKE HIS NECK.

- YEAH. SURE. NO PROBLEM.
- CHEERS.

- I GOT IT IN A CHARITY SHOP CALLED SCOPE.
- SCOPE?

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.

IT'S CHIEF CONSTABLE DAVE CLIFTON
OF SCOTLAND YARD'S

- IF THAT'LL HELP THINGS.
- YES, YES.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

UM...