BROUGHT TO YOU BY GINSTER'S PASTIES,

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP,
BECAUSE...

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

LT'S A FLEX OFF A MINI KETTLE.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TAIL.

- VERY WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M FINE.

RIGHT. AND WILL CHRIS FEATHERS
BE AT THE FUNERAL?

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

- WE'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
- OH, YEAH?

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.