SOD OFF!

- (KNOCKING)
- GOOD, LYNN. COME IN.

YOUR BARK TRUNKS SOAKING UP
THE WATER LIKE A SPONGE,

GO ON. YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COW-BRINGING-IN.

HE HAS A HUGE DOG AND HE MAY BE DRUNK
AND UNLEASH IT BECAUSE NORMALLY I RING AHEAD.

THEN I'D FLY TO CORNWALL
AND SMASH INTO THE SEA IN A BALL OF FLAMES.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?
- THAT'S ONE WAY OF LOOKING AT IT.

DON'T ALL GO OFF TO THE TOILET AND TALK ABOUT ME
BECAUSE IT REALLY IS TOO SMALL.

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

OK. I'M GOING TO MISS THIS CARAVAN.

HE'S CRACKERS, MAN.

MY MOBILE WAS SWITCHED OFF FOR A REASON.
I WAS AT AN OWL SANCTUARY.

TONIGHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COFFEE.
THEY'RE OPENING A STARBUCKS ON BEACHY HEAD.

SHE MIGHT USE A WHOOPEE CUSHION
ON SOMEONE WITH M.E.

SOPHIE...

HELLO, LYNN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME RELAXING.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!