I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY?!

I WOULDN'T EAT A TOMATO IF IT SAID, "EAT ME"
WHICH IS NOT UNLIKELY GIVEN THE RUBBISH IN THEM.

- THE LEX FILES.
- GOD, THAT'S GOOD.

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

- SHE'S A GOOD COOK.
- SHE DOES A FANTASTIC ENGLISH BREAKFAST.

A FANNY.

FIRST WORD. THE.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

HERE'S YAZOO.

KOI CARP IN THERE AT

- ON THE BUS.
- YOU TOOK THAT ON THE BUS?

THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

AAH!

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

AND I SAID, "SO DO YOU, TO A NEW FACE!"