THEN EAT THE EVIDENCE.

IT'S ON THE CENTRAL STEERING WHEEL BOSS
BEHIND THE AIR BAG.

I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

- PHIL WILEY. WE WERE AT SCHOOL TOGETHER.
- YES. YOU WERE IN MY CLASS.

SWEATY RAPHAEL WE USED TO CALL HIM.
GREAT BIG STAINS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

YES, THANK YOU. I WOULD.

I DON'T WANT TO EAT AN INTESTINE
OR A CHICKEN HEART ON A MINI MUFFIN.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

LYNN. I'M ON GOD'S SIDE.
I CAN'T STAND THE DEVIL. HE'S BANG OUT OF ORDER.

NO MOBILE PHONE.
BATTERIES OUT OF YOUR PAGER.

DISGUSTING. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

GUIDE DOGS FOR THE BLIND. IT'S CRUEL, REALLY, ISN'T IT?

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

WHY? YOU'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD MOUTH.