- WHO STAYS IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
- TERRIBLE. IT'S SO STERILE HERE.

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

EVEN THEN IT'S GOING TO WEIGH
THE BEST PART OF A TON.

GOOD BAND.

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

- COLMAN'S MUSTARD COLMAN?
- YEAH.

AND YOU'RE SPENDING SATURDAY IN BED WITH A GIRL.

"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

JACKA-NACKA-NORY! AH, THAT'S BETTER.

- BYE.
- BYE.

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

A NICE TRAY OF PLUMS THERE.

NO, THANKS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEX FESTIVAL.

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. WHEN YOU HAVE A BOOK OUT,
YOU GET LOTS OF CRITICISM.

BUT CAN THEY ORDER AN IRISH COFFEE AT 3 A.M.
AND GET IT DELIVERED TO THEIR BEDROOM?

- NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.
- I HOPE NOT.

"AQUA." WHICH IS FRENCH FOR WATER.