(MUSIC)

THIS HAS GOT A VERY HAUNTING QUALITY.

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

THAT'S NOT REALLY MY KIND OF HUMOUR.

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- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

OH, YOU'VE GOT THE DATE WRONG THERE.
JUST INITIAL THAT.

WHO WAS CONVINCED THAT IN A PREVIOUS LIFE
HE'D BEEN ARTHUR ASKEY.

BADLY TARMACKED DRIVES IN THIS COUNTY,

MAKE SURE I DON'T SINK THE BOAT
AND DROWN EVERYONE LIKE A BIG TWIT.

OH, YOU HAVE. LOOK AT HER. DEAD TO THE WORLD.

- I SAY THAT LEXUS IS LIKE THE...
- (BOTH) JAPANESE MERCEDES.

- ALAN, THIS IS A HOTEL.
- YEAH, A THREE-STAR.

(SCREECHING)

I'VE SAT ON THE BASTARD. WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?

- A TABLE FOR TWO, SIR?
- YES, PLEASE.

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DA-DA DA-DA DA DA DA... #