- DO YOU LIKE MILK?
- NO.

I DON'T HAVE DONKEYS,
AND IF I DID I WOULDN'T FEED THEM CHIPS.

BEAR WITH ME.

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

HE'S BEING CHASED BY THESE RUSSIAN SHITS
IN BLACK JUMPSUITS WITH LEMON PIPING.

- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.

IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?

DON'T CRY, EARS!
YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF A LOVELY HEAD!

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

- YOU EVER BEEN TO IRELAND, ALAN?
- NO. I'D LOVE TO GO.

NO, THAT'S NOT WORKING.

WHAT?

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

YES. ALTHOUGH KATE FELT SHE BOUNCED BACK,

IF YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE ROUND THE BACK.

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,