I'M SORRY, LYNN.

BUT I DIDN'T KILL HIM, THAT WAS THE TRAGEDY,
I HAD TO GO BACK AND FINISH HIM OFF WITH A JACK.

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

I THINK YOU'VE HAD
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

I'D BETTER GO AND BUILD
THAT TIME-TRAVEL GYMNASIUM, THEN.

- WHAT SORT OF DOG IS THAT?
- THE SORT THE NAZIS USED ON STEVE MCQUEEN.

LT'S GOT A BUCK ROGERS TOILET.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

- WHISPAS...
- AEROS.

WHICH IS THE SAME AS LONDON
BUT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED.

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

CALLED UK CONQUEST.

THIS IS T'PAU.

- EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
- YES.

- NO. HAVE YOU ANY TONIC WATER?
- AYE.

- NO.
- EXACTLY. ALL THE OTHERS HAD SUPERFICIAL DAMAGE.

ACTUALLY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S A RATHER DELICATE MATTER.

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.