NO. THERE'S NO NEGOTIATION.

NO, IT WAS THE OPPOSITE. EVOLUTION, NOT REVOLUTION.

YES.

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

I REMEMBER I LEFT A TARTAN FLASK UP THERE.

A FILIPINO LASSIE. IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

BASICALLY, COULD I HAVE
A CONDENSED PINK FLOYD CONCERT FOR

SO HAVE YOU GOT A JOB?

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

- HOW WAS YOUR...?
- BAM!

HALF AND HALF.

(MOANS OF PLEASURE)

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

SEE HOW I FEEL AFTER THE FISHCAKES.

IS THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR
YOUR GEORDIE ACCENT ON THE BOARD.