WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

NICE ROOM.

- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

JILL. LOVELY JILL.
SHE'S MY FAVOURITE...

LYNN! LYNN!

YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL
FOR 182 DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

OR A PLANE IN A GIANT BRA
HAVING A SLASH ON AN AIRPORT.

INTERESTING, BECAUSE YOU DO SOUND
LIKE A BADDIE IN A JAMES BOND FILM.

OOH, I'D LOVE TO HAVE IT OFF WITH HER.

OH, LET'S FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS!

# QUITE AS GOOD AS YOU

# FROM MR GOLDFINGER

FROM A POCKET-SIZED BOX
WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED AS A WITCH.

OH, I'M SO SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE REALISED.
I DID WONDER WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.