IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

YES! THEN I WENT TO CARAVAN
AND CHUCKED OUT THE TAX WOMAN.

I'VE JUST REMEMBERED MY DAD IS STILL DEAD.
MY DAD'S DEAD.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

AND THEY THINK THEY'RE IN AN AEROPLANE
BECAUSE ALL THE OTHER CHICKENS ARE SO SMALL.

- YOU'RE NEARLY FIF...
- WERE YOU GOING TO SAY I'M NEARLY FIFTY?

COULD YOU COME OUT?
GUESTS ARE NOT ALLOWED BEHIND RECEPTION.

- I GOT SUNNY DELIGHT...
- DON'T KISS ME AGAIN!

IF JED AND I ARE BOTH IN HERE, I TEND TO DO THIS.

(MUSIC)

IT'LL BE AN END TO ALL THAT LONDON CRAP -
BIG BEN TEDDY BEARS. YOU HATE LONDON.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

SO, ER...

I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

DO YOU REMEMBER CATCHING ME
IN THAT DARKROOM SNOGGING THAT LAB ASSISTANT?

THANKS VEY MUCH FOR BEING
"THIS MORNING'S FARMER", ROBERT MOON.