I ARREST YOU ON SUSPICION
OF SUCKING UP TO A MUSTARD MAGNATE.

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT, LYNN.

AAH. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'LL POP THAT WITH THE OTHERS.

I'M GOING NOWHERE, LYNN.

BONO!

THIS BOOK WOULD FIT INTO AN ATTACHE CASE

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

AND HE REALISED
THAT NOT ONLY MUST THEY PART COMPANY,

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

NO, SHE SOUNDS WEIRD. YOU CAN'T USE THAT.

NO. "WAR OF THE WORLDS." GUESS THE TUNE.

- WHEN'S LYNN GETTING BAPTISED, THEN?
- SPLASHDOWN IS 1500 HOURS ON SUNDAY.

- LYNN!
- COME AND SIT DOWN FOR GIN RUMMY.

- SHOE COVERS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LIVE ON A WARD.

YEAH, THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY?

AND YOU!

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.