- DO YOU THINK I WORK IN A PETROL STATION?
- WELL, I JUST PAID YOU FOR PETROL.

OH, THERE YOU ARE. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

- MDF'S BANNED IN AMERICA.
- SO'S THAT.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

- NONE TAKEN.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

I WALKED OUT AFTER FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS DEMEANING.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

- NO.
- IT'S A JOKE.

- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

- DID YOU WATCH MY TV SHOW?
- OH, YES.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

WELL, HE'D EATEN ALL MY FAGS.
IT WAS A PACKET OF 200 DUTY-FREES.

GET IT OFF HER.

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

RIGHT, DRY-SKIN CREAM.

- URGH!
- DON'T MAKE THE SAME NOISE AS THEM!