TEDIOUS, ALL THIS CONTRACT BUSINESS.

NO, HE NEVER DOES.
I'M AFRAID, SUSAN, I'VE GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS.

- POP THE STRAITJACKETS ON THEM?
- WHAT?

- WHO'S HE?
- NIRVANA. BLEW HIS HEAD OFF?

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

IT'S STILL CORPORAL PUNISHMENT.
SEE YOU IN STRASBOURG.

L WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE WENT
AND OPENED UP HER CHEST,

NO. SHE MOVED TO SUNDERLAND.

GET ONE THERE, HE'S GOING DOWN.

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

- WE DON'T WANT A CLOWN, ALAN.
- GOD, NO.

THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?

- ALAN. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE.
- WHAT FOR?

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.