THE FERRARI
OF THE COAL-EFFECT GAS FIREPLACE INDUSTRY.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

WITH THE MELTING OF THE ICE CAPS, EAST ANGLIA
WILL BE UNDER WATER IN THE NEXT THIRTY YEARS,

JOHN, RIGHT. I ALWAYS THINK OF YOU
AS BLEACHY HEAD BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR.

THEY'RE CREMATING HIM? GOOD, GOOD.

EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE IT AND I DON'T
LIVE HERE, I POP IN FOR BREAKFAST.

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

DONALD WINS OUR TOP PRIZE OF AN ACTION MAN
MILITARY FIGURE. IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF FEATURES.

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"

(ROCK MUSIC)

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

TERRIBLE IDEA. NO ONE'LL WATCH THAT.

YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.

I'M DOWN TO DO A SPOT NOW.
I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD. SO IF YOU HANG AROUND...

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.