CERTAINLY ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING A CAT IN HERE.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

THERE WILL BE NO TELEPHONE CLUEDO TODAY

THEN THEY'LL ALL PILE IN IT AND ESCAPE!

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS "NO"?

THEY'RE QUITE NICE, I SUPPOSE, YEAH.

- ALAN'S DEEP BATH..
- BROUGHT TO YOU BY DETTOL,

THAT WAS TONY HAYERS'S OFFICE ON THE PHONE.
THEY'VE PUT THE MEETING FORWARD TO 12.30 TODAY.

YOU COME FROM A PRIVILEGED BACKGROUND.

- CHRIS, CAN L...?
- JUST TWO MINUTES.

L KNOW A CRACKING OWL SANCTUARY. HOW ABOUT IT?

(KNOCK)

I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

- YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT.
- PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

NO. I ONLY WATCHED IT FOR FIVE MINUTES.
THE REMOTE CONTROL WAS CONFUSING.