I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".

WHICH I SPELL S-H-L-T-H-O-L-E. SHITHOLE!

(SHOUTS)

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

(VOMITS)

YOU COULD TRY "WATCHDOG",
BUT I THINK THEY'VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

L HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

SO THE SEQUENCE SHOULD BE
PUFF, FLASH, PUFF, FLASH, BANG.

TWO THINGS.

HE'S IN BANGKOK, AND THE PROSTITUTES ARE SAYING
HOW MUCH, AND HE'S GOING, "I'M NOT PAYING THAT".

OR THE THIGH POCKET OF A PAIR OF COMBAT TROUSERS.

SOD 'EM!

CERTAINLY ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING A CAT IN HERE.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

CAN I JUST SAY - THIS IS MUSIC TO MY EARS.

- ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
- YOU'VE HAD MORPHINE.