THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- I'LL HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.

AN OLD LADY'S BLONDE HAIR.

ARISE, SIR ALAN OF PARTRIDGESHIRE.

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

HELPING EVERYONE RELAX IN "ALAN'S DEEP BATH".

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

THEY'VE GOT A MODEL OF A SLAVE BOAT
IT'S VERY BIG,

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO, JUST ASK.

ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

OH, MY GOD, LYNN'S HERE.
LYNN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

HELLO, BONO. HAVE A SEAT.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

SOME FUNNY, SOME TRAGIC.