YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.

CAN'T MESS ABOUT ON THIS ONE, LYNN.

YOU CAN LEAVE BY THE FIRE ESCAPE,

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

(BARKS)

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. BYE-BYE.

SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

AND HE REALISED
THAT NOT ONLY MUST THEY PART COMPANY,

SO I PICKED IT UP AND I THREW IT IN THE SEA.

THERE'S THAT IDIOT IN THE BLACK HILLMAN IMP.

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.
- AYE AYE.

- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ZIP.
- RIGHT, OK.

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