IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

I DON'T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE. IT'S JUST CONFUSING.

UNBELIEVABLE.

- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

KOMMEN SIE BITTE, UND LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK.

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

I'D LOVE TO MAKE
A GENUINELY POPULAR WINE PROGRAMME.

- THERE'S TEA IN THE POT.
- OH, GOOD.

HE THINKS, "I'VE PAID ME MONEY, I'M GOING TO
HAVE SUMMAT". SO HE FLIPS HIM OVER, AND HE F...F...

MR STEPHEN BRAI,
WHOSE FATHER INVENTED CATS EYES.

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.

YOU'RE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN HER LAST WEEKS.

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

MIND YOU, IN THE SAFARI PARK

YOU ONLY REALLY NEED TO PRESS THAT
IF YOU'RE HAVING A DEEP BATH.

IT'S 7 A.M. AND WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
LINED UP FOR YOU...