A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

- ALAN? THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- WHO IS IT?

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

(KNOCK)

THAT'S SORT OF A DEVELOPMENT OF WHAT HE SAID,
BUT IT'S FINE TO JOIN IN.

- RIPPLES.
- FLAKES.

- THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
- SHE WEARS NO MAKE-UP!

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

BUT I CAN'T ACTUALLY COOK MYSELF!

JUST DESTROYING MY CEREALS.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

LOOK, I AM BRAVE. MY EYE IS FALLING OUT!

WAS HE BORN IN A WHEELCHAIR?
NOT SURE WHAT I MEANT BY THAT.

LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE RELIGIOUS,
AND TO YOU I APOLOGI...

- SHALL I GO ON FOR YOU?
- LYNN, YOU COULDN'T PRESENT A CAT.

YOU MUST KNOW SOME OF THE RUBBISH YOU PRODUCE.
TONGUE, FOR EXAMPLE. WHO EATS TONGUE?