JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

THEY'VE LEFT IT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
SO IT'S HAD A CHANCE TO BREATHE.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

- SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN.
- MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.

YOU'VE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR LIFE.

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

I'M SORRY, MR HAWK,
YOUR PARDON HAS BEEN TURNED DOWN.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

- IT'S MASSIVE.
- 10,OOO SQUARE FEET OF KITCHENS.

THIS COUNTY!

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

I DON'T WANT TO BE INFAMOUS, I WANT TO BE FAMOUS.

THAT'S BOLLOCKS, BUT GO ON.

EXACTLY HOW MUCH DO YOU TEACHERS EARN?

RIGHT.