CERTAINLY ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING A CAT IN HERE.

(SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT)
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

CALM DOWN, LYNN!
YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM MINOR WOMEN'S WHIPLASH.

I'M GOING TO RING CAROL
AND ASK IF SHE'LL DO THE CORPORATE VIDEO.

(COCKEREL CROWING)

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.

- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

EXCELLENT. AND THE BAD NEWS?

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

YEAH, ALAN, I'D LIKE THAT, YEAH.

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

# MAKES ME FEEL SAD FOR THE REST

IF I SQUEEZE IT, A JET OF MOLTEN BRAMLEY APPLE
IS GOING TO SQUIRT OUT.

WE'D BOOKED TO GO ON HOLIDAY NEXT WEEK.

MICHAEL, I WAS JUST SAYING TO SUSAN.
BIT OF A JOB FOR YOU.

ALAN, THERE'S SOME NICE HOUSES AROUND HERE.