- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

- ALAN, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.
- WHO-OO...

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

THIS IS T'PAU.

(COW MOOING)

ON EITHER ARCHITECTURE OR MORALITY,

LIKE A HUMAN JCB.

WE'RE ON A SUBMARINE. TWO SAILORS
HAVE A GAME OF CHESS. THE CUPS START WOBBLING.

I'VE HIT FAST FORWARD.
LOOKS LIKE A SORT OF HARDCORE BENNY HILL.

WHO'S THE OTHER ONE?

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

IF YOU HANG AROUND, I'LL PAY YOU.
HOW MUCH IS A MONKEY?

AND "SKIRMISH", A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON DIGITAL CABLE CHANNEL UK CONQUEST

ABOUT THE PEDESTRIANISATION
OF NORWICH CITY CENTRE?

THEY'RE LOVELY AT THAT AGE.

DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?