SORRY, BIT OF A JOKE THERE. BACKFIRED...

GOOD EVENING, ALAN. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

MR G STRING.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

I HATE ARCHERS, "THE ARCHERS" AND JEFFREY ARCHER.
YOU'RE ALL DECEITFUL COWARDS.

DAN!

AND DROVE TO DUNDEE IN MY BARE FEET.

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

NO! GO ON, TRY AND FINISH THE SENTENCE
AND SEE WHAT I DO.

HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP
FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS!

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.

- CAN I HAVE EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?
- AYE, CERTAINLY.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

ANYWAY, HE THANKS HER
FOR THAT STOLEN AFTERNOON

DID YOU SEND SOPHIE A VALENTINE'S CARD?