IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

"FROM ALAN PARTRIDGE."

I'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER.

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

THEY'RE A MISH-MASH OF BITS.

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

- SHOW LYNN.
- OH, YEAH.

IN A WAY THAT EXCLUDES HER EMPLOYER.

WAS FOR A COMPANY
THAT MAKES TONER FOR PHOTOCOPIERS.

- OH, WHEREABOUTS?
- YOU KNOW SKIBBEREEN?

IT'S ALL WRAPPING UP IN ABOUT AN HOUR ANYWAY,

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.

- WHO'S WE?
- ME AND MY FRIEND FROM CHURCH.

I'M GONNA HUMP YA.

THEY'RE LITTLE ONES.

IF SHE COMES OUT COLD ON THE OUTSIDE
BUT HOT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S A WITCH.

I'D LIKE THAT, THOUGH.