(MUSIC)

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

MR B ODDIE. THIS IS BILL ODDIE.

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST.
YOU'D BETTER HAVE THE MUG.

- WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

AND THE FRENCH.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

THANK YOU.

I'M OFF. I LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF DAVE CLIFTON,

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

- OH, I'M SO EXCITED.
- ACTUALLY...

SHE GOES ON A BIT.

MR NICK HERS, Y FRONTS...

IN THERE, IT'S VERY SCARY. SECONDS COUNT.