BILL ODDIE GAVE ME A DRESSING GOWN
AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT.

YES, INDEED. MY NAME'S DAVE CLIFTON,
AND THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE -

IT'S WEIRD, THIS AIR BAG. ALL THAT POWDER
ON YOUR FACE, YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.

THEY DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE SO BIG.
THEY GO, "WHY AM I SO MASSIVE?"

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

IT'S A LIFESAVER, YOU KNOW.
I'D EFFECTIVELY BE DISABLED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

- YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW, MR PARTRIDGE.
- I'LL BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY CURIOUS.

WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.

I DO COLLAGE. I CUT OUT THE HEADS OF U2
AND THEN I PUT ON TOP OF SPACE CLOTHES.

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

THERE'S MY BOOK!

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

6.15, "YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE".
TIN OF DIRECTOR'S.

"I'M AN AMERICAN."

- YEAH,
- I'LL REPLICATE THE COVER STANCE.