- NO!
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

- NOT KICK MY HEAD IN?
- NO. I THINK WE SHOULD SHAKE HANDS.

CATCH THE TRAIN TO LONDON
STOPPING AT REJECTION, DISAPPOINTMENT,

JUST MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HOW INFECTED CATTLE
FEED CAN ATTACK THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

HELLO.

HE'D NEVER GET TO THE PODIUM
WITH THOSE LONG SHOES ON.

CARD WITH A HANDSHAKE?
I USED TO DO THAT, BUT KEPT GETTING IT WRONG.

LOOK, ALAN, IT'S TOO LATE TO CANCEL... I'M SORRY.

JUST, ER...FRIENDS.

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHINESE BURN!

IF YOU LET ME GO, I WILL GIVE YOU

HELLO, ALAN. GOOD NEWS.

SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SAY, "SOD ALL THIS WINE,
JUST GIVE ME A PINT OF MINERAL WATER".

- SORRY.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED, ALAN!

I HAVE. I'M DOING "NORFOLK NIGHTS"
AND I'VE GOT A SHOW...

WE'RE NOT, YOU ARE.
I DON'T MEAN YOU'VE GOT CANCER.