I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

OH, DEAR.

KEEP THE DEMONS AT BAY.

DAN!

THAT FARMERS ENCOUNTER FROM ARMCHAIR PUNDITS
WHO FORGET TO THINK BEFORE THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTH.

I'D JUST STARTED MY SPEECH
WHEN THE HEAVENS OPENED.

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.

HELLO, SUSAN. SORRY, HAVE I UPSET HER?

NO, NO. WE WERE DELIGHTED.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

WHY?

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OK.
"INNER-CITY SUMO."

NOW, YESTERDAY,
I TROD IN A RATHER LARGE FARMER'S PAT

- THESE ARE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
- SHE WEARS NO MAKE-UP!

MICHAEL'S IN CHARGE OF OUR INTERNET COMPUTER.

OH!

I FELT LIKE A RUDDY IDIOT.