THAT'LL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF TROUBLE, WON'T IT?

AS WE SAY IN OUR FAMILY,
TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE.

HELLO, CAROL?

(LIFT BELL DINGS)

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

LEVEL WITH ME, PIET. HAVE I GOT THIS JOB?

ANYONE WHO KNOWS US
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ME INSIDE THERE.

YES. WE CAN CLEAR UP
WHILE WE LISTEN TO "BLACK BEAUTY".

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT WITH THAT,
BECAUSE IT'S A RACE OF PEOPLE, AND IT'S A FOOD.

I DID JUST SAY THAT. ANYWAY, CHOCOLATE ORANGES...

I KNOW IT SAYS, "THOU SHALT NOT LIE,"

AND I DO IT IN A LOVELY OLD BULL-NOSED MORRIS.

DIVESTED OF ALL THE TRAPPINGS
OF THE 20TH CENTURY

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

- PROBABLY PUT THEM IN A CARDBOARD TUBE.
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.