- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

- NO, THAT IS WHAT WE WANT.
- I'M YOUR MAN.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

IT SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- NO. I'D SAY, "YOU LOOK VERY NICE."
- EXACTLY. YOU'D SAY, "YOU LOOK NICE, JOHN."

LET'S START WITH SOME PETTING.

WITH SOME LIPSTICK ON AND A NICE DRESS,
AND SAID, "HOW DO I LOOK?"

- OH, COME ON.
- YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THEN.

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

AND HE'D SEE US, BUT I'D DUCK BEHIND THE TREES

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

BOTH BARRELS, BANG! YOU'D HIT THE WALL.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, THEN.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

IT'S JUST A TITLE.

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.