NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

- "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO"?
- WE'VE SOLD THREE. MORE THAN YOUR BOOK.

- I'M MONICA. THIS IS CATHERINE.
- HI.

HOW'S THE GROUTING COMING ALONG?

CAN OF FANTA?

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.

YOU COULD TALK THE HIND LEGS OFF A DONKEY.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

WERE YOU CLOSE?

COULD GO YOUR WAY, COULD GO MINE.

- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

ALL RIGHT, MY LOVE?

YES. THE BEDROOM.
DOWN THE CORRIDOR, LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.

- WHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU DOING THERE?
- DEVELOPING PHOTOGRAPHS.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THIS IS GOING TO GAIN YOU.

I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS,
YOU'VE GOT A SECOND SERIES.

("GAUDETE" BY STEELEYE SPAN,
SUNG IN LATIN)

NO, BUT THIS COULD BE A COMPACT SWISS CHALET.