# NOBODY DOES IT... # BIT OF NIPPLE.

IDEA FOR A TELEVISION PROGRAMME

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

AND THE REST ARE IN A SHOE BOX
WHICH I THREW OFF A FERRY.

(JILL) THAT'S FINE.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- I WANTED TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON.

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

IT'S TWO MINUTES TO ONE
SO WE'LL GO TO DAVE CLIFTON.

THEY'RE TRAINED AND VERY RIGHT-WING.

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

I'VE GOT A BROAD TASTE,

(HUGH) CHEERS, ALAN! WELL DONE!
(ALAN) GOOD LUCK WITH THE EDIT.

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

- HI, ALAN.
- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK?

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

LYNN? I'VE BEEN EATING A LOT OF TOBLERONE,