WHERE WE CAN BUY ANYTHING FROM PLIMSOLLS
TO POSTERS OF FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD STARS,

PROGRAMMES ABOUT STORMS? GET A LIFE.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THIS PROTRUSION
IS A GOOD OR BAD THING.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S KATE BUSH. WHAT AM I DOING?
SORRY. HUEY LEWIS, THERE WE GO.

ANYWHERE DOWN THE CENTRAL LINE,
ALL THE MAJOR ORGANS ARE KEPT.

TONIGHT I WILL TRY SOME OF MY JOKES
AND MAKE BRAVE PEOPLE LAUGH AGAIN.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE MAN
WHO'S JUST CANCELLED YOUR SECOND SERIES.

I LOVE FAMILIES.
I USED TO HAVE ONE, BUT IT LEFT ME.

- IF I CAN TURN TO YOU, KATE.
- SURE.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

PUT THAT IN THE BIN.

- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.